Ok Everyone it’s come down to the wire and nothing would make America’s Favorite Satanist more happy than getting Sharon Needles to win RuPaul’s Drag Race. Spread the word through twitter by adding #dragrace and #sharonneddles to a twitter tweet

go ahead and help “Satan’s Secretary” get a check for 100 grand as I did not give her a bonus this year

Here we go again!! on tonight’s Grammy award show Niki Minaj did a full on Exorcist meets Rosemary’s Baby tribute and in my opinion and many others she is working that old Black Magic and riding in on the Devil’s coattails.  As a Magister in the Church of Satan all I have to say is where is the Devil’s Due????? am I going to have to appear in a puff of smoke and take my 30 pieces of silver???? or are we going to get all Jayne Mansfield about this, care to join us Miss Minaj???

here is the performance, you decide what team she’s playing for

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and she references “ROMAN” a lot as in Roman Castavet the leader of the Satanic coven in Rosemary’s Baby

Well it seems that the media has caught up with Madonna and has delved into her dark past to uncover her Satanic background…… or perhaps they just didn’t look deep enough into some old movies…….. Though I cannot confirm or deny her membership in the Church of Satan, I can say I am enjoying all the hysterical conspiracy theory mumbo jumbo going around. Enjoy!

Joe Netherworld is a fucking Demon.
He is a frighteningly talented visual artist, and a critical player in too many projects to name. Outrage Cards, Last Rites, Sin Studios, Suicide City, Penthouse Magazine and a myriad of promotional events are how I got to know him. As a creative director and producer, he is a dream machine. He can take a look from Hell to Candyland, then cover it in glitter and send it to Space. If I read a tabloid article about Viviane Westwood, Martha Stewart and Vincent Price having 60′s style demonic orgies on an alter beneath the HOLLYWOOD sign, Joe Netherworld is what I would expect they produced.

here we go,

Joe Netherworld

Though I prefer to let my work do the talking a few choice words should set the tone. I am a Visual Artist, Designer, Writer, Psychic, Mixologist, Raconteur, and all around Entrepreneur.  I have always enjoyed recreating the world around me and implementing my rather Dark and Beautiful aesthetic.   Over the years I have spawned a few companies and partnerships (Netherworld inc, Cocktail Vultures, The Perfect Sugar Company) and have worked with Rockshots, David LaChappelle, 20^th Century Fox, Art Asylum, Sony Music, Sin Studios, Last Rites Paul Booth, Jagermeister Music-Slayer Tour.  I have Photographed bands and artists: Penthouse Publications, Biohazard, Suicide City, The Mirror Reveals, Voltaire, The Toilet Boys. Created and Hosted events for Pacha, Limelight, The Ritz, Webster Hall.  I am one of the highest rated psychics working online and in person and partnered with the late Shawn Poirier, the Witch King of Salem for private events for Fortune 50 companies. My earliest and greatest influence was Vincent Price both his onscreen persona and how he lived his life fully immersed in all that he loved.  I always viewed him as always playing himself that every dark wonderful Poe character was Vincent Price only even more amplified by all his talk show and TV appearances, There he was the elegant macabre Gentleman full of life and style and it imprinted on me at an early age that I could live completely in a world of my own making.  Add to that knowing I was a bit strange from the get go I felt truly empowered by this man.  My art has always been about creating a total environment of making things that affect the world around you.  In recent years I have come to find an affinity with Martha Stewart another self-created individual with a sense of style and purpose and the strength to make it happen.  It is why when I am not calling myself “America’s Favorite Satanist” I refer to myself as the Bastard Love-child of Vincent Price and Martha Stewart.

Psychic and Paranormal

In the most basic of terms I am a psychic.  I provide psychic council to individuals who want very factual readings.  I make no religious claims to the origins of my talents and skills I consider them a trait I was born with, a slight mutation or evolution of mental facility.  I believe all animals and most humans have the latent ability to use their minds as a means of communication with each other and with forces beyond our current scientific understanding.  I have the ability to connect with individuals and read the forces at work within them as well as sense the forces being put upon them.  I experience what many refer to as Déjà vu on demand and receive images of the future in cryptic vignettes.  Having mastered to some greater degree the ability to “Push” these forces and to expedite the coming of future events is the service I am most known for and requested to perform.  I only will use what I refer to as 3^rd party verifications of my abilities so I recommend that you read my reviews from paying unsolicited costumers at www.keen.com/joenetherworld. 

Paranormal investigations and research:  I have gone on many ghost hunts much to the shock and consternation of the teams I work with I tend to uncover the less than glamorous stories and entities.  For clarification there is a great difference between Ghosts and Spirits.  Most people mistake the two for being one and the same and they are wrong.  A Ghost is mostly and emotional imprint like a film loop of a very strongly emotional charged moment. They usually are the same thing in the same place at a very similar time and do not interact with anyone.  A Spirit is a formless presence usually sentient and without any restrictions on its shape form or ability.  It is not affected by any religious belief but can be interrupted and dispersed by the focused energy of a psychic or medium.

In my Hunts I usual bypass the Ghost energy and go straight towards the spirit energy which is probably why there is a ghost involved in the first place.  I have created a few prototype machines that enhance spirit activity and have used them to great success.  If you are interested in getting some very definite evidence on your next ghost hunt please inquire about my rates and availability.  I do not participate in most ghost hunting events if the only reason to do so is to harass the Spirit realm.

Absinthe tasting tonight